i`ve created a personal blog :) 

Robert Downey Jr’s way to end an argument.

OH GOD ASDJKFDFKGWEG

gatisss:

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK#YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK#NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED#AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES#HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER#ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL#BUT I SHALL LAUGH#BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING#MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS#WORDS OF PAIN

 #MAN OF IRON #WHY DO YOU NOT DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS FOR THE CAPTAIN#YOU DANCE AS THOSE WHO WISH TO MATE IN ASGARD #FRIENDS DRINK MEAD AND MAKE MERRY LONG INTO THE NIGHT #I BLESS YOUR UNION AND HERALD YOUR FUTURE OFFSPRING #MAY THEY BE AS MIGHTY AS THE PASSION IN YOUR LOINS

 

dryvodkamartini:

#bring me some of this fine Pop-Tarts Thor said #bring me lots of ALCOHOL Tony said. #Bring me some corn flakes Bruce said #bring me something to eat Steve said #bring me some tampax Natasha said #IT’LL BE QUICK THEY SAID. #Fuck you. #You’re all getting some hot dog buns. #That is all. 

okay:))